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#61 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 9:52:19 AM(UTC)
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Guy: "Camels actually have nice toes."

Guy: "I was in Canada last weekend."
Friend: "Which part?"
Guy: "What do you mean which part? My whole body was in Canada."
Friend: "Why đi you go there? Is Canada even a city?"

Girl: " "I đi a urine prenancy test and I'm pregnant."
Guy: "Is it a boy or a girl?"

Girl to boy: "There's 15 questions for 15 points so each question is worth 1 per cent."

Girl: "I can feel your heartbeat."
Boyfriend: "That's because I gave it to you."

Guy 1: "Hey bro, are you a virgin?"
Guy 2: "Nah, man. I'm with Optus"

Girl: We had trivia the other night."
Boy: "What were some of the questions?"
Girl: "Name three countries in South America starting with vowels."
Boy: "That's easy. Africa is one. The other ones are ...well... that is hard."

*xv đố các anh chị tìm ra ba nước ở Nam Mỹ có tên bắt đầu bằng một nguyên âm. Wink
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#62 Posted : Thursday, September 10, 2009 10:03:13 PM(UTC)
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xv đố các anh chị tìm ra ba nước ở Nam Mỹ có tên bắt đầu bằng một nguyên âm.

Argentina
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Uruguay
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#63 Posted : Friday, September 11, 2009 10:33:00 AM(UTC)
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hi hi chị Liêu beerchugbeerchug, em cũng vác bản đồ ra coi cũng chỉ tìm thấy đúng 3 tên đó mà thôi,riêng Ecuado thì nhỏ xíu tìm một hơi mới thấy.
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#64 Posted : Wednesday, September 23, 2009 4:20:48 PM(UTC)
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Guy: “Did you notice that lamb and sheep make the same sound?”

Guy: “Jupiter is the biggest planet on Earth.”

Guy: “I really want to go and see Uluru.”
Friend: “Why? Because Ayers Rock is there?”
Guy: “They are the same thing, man.”

Guy: “You know, man, the best bit about this job is that you know you’ll never become a workaholic.”

Guy1: “You know the world championship?”
Guy2: “Of what?”
Guy1: “Of the world.”

Girl; “You know, I don’t like water that much, it all has the same smell to me.”

Girl: “How do you know if this door is locked?”
Friend: “um, it doesn’t open.”
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#65 Posted : Thursday, November 12, 2009 12:00:20 PM(UTC)
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Young boy: "Daddy, why are some hospitals called Street Charles?”
Dad: “They’re not, son. They’re called Saint Charles.”
Son: “Then why is the road that we live on called Iva Saint?”

young girl: “Mummy, why don’t you ever tell daddy that the plumber fixed your bra?”

Little girl (to her mum who is giving her tomato sauce):
“No, mum. I’m not eating lipstick!”
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#66 Posted : Saturday, November 28, 2009 5:48:49 PM(UTC)
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Women on mobile: "Why didn't you tell me I was fat? I had to hear it from a stranger."

Guy: "I don't have any pets."
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "My dad ges hay fever from their hair."
Girl: "Is that why your dad is bald?"

School girl: "Is the people who live in Tokyo called Tokyoese?"

Girl to guy: "It'd be weird to go out with someone shorter than you. It's just like going out with your bother."

Girl: "What's a good souvenir to get from VN?"
Boy: "Ummm, cocaine?"

Girl: "You know what would be a boring job?"
Friend: "What?"
Girl: "Being the person who says what station is next (on the train speaker)."

Girl 1: "What actually is a toy boy?"
Girl 2: "Isn't it a chest of drawers?"
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#67 Posted : Thursday, March 24, 2016 7:24:14 AM(UTC)
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Đời là bể khổ qua được bể khổ là ..qua đời......
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#68 Posted : Sunday, June 10, 2018 11:55:42 AM(UTC)
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Theo thông tin từ nhà sản xuất của loạt phim về điệp viên 007, vào tối ngày 8/6, nữ diễn viên Eunice Gayson đã qua đời ở tuổi 90. Tuy nhiên lý do nữ diễn viên qua đời không được công bố.

Chia sẻ trên trang cá nhân, hai nhà sản xuất Michael G. Wilson và Barbara Broccoli viết "Chúng tôi rất buồn khi biết Eunice Gayson - "Bond girl" Sylvia Trench trong phim Dr. No và From Russia With Love" - vừa qua đời. Xin gửi lời chia buồn đến gia đình bà".


Không hiểu hai ông này muốn bà Gayson phải sống mãi hay sao ? 90 tuổi mà còn không được giải thoát khỏi tấm thân già nua, bệnh hoạn ?
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