[quote]Gởi bởi linhvang
PNV có hai "dịch sĩ" tài hoa mà lâu nay dấu nghề hén! 
Nhờ chị lphuong đưa bài ra vui quá nên tonka với BN mới chịu trổ hén. Đọc vui quá! Tức cười, đọc cho Ng nghe mà Ng không hiểu ngay, kêu đọc lại-đúng là đàn ông thường giả mù mờ mà, kêu đi ngủ là...khò liền! 
Chị lp cho bài tập khác đi. Homework của chị xong rồi kìa!
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Trời, cuộc đời tui nó hên gì đâu, mới vừa tính mua hai cây roi hiệu .....năn nỉ bự nhất thế giới để tặng hai cô em gái muốn kiếm chổ nhỏng nhẻo nầy thì lại được em gái nhỏ TK (út phải không - út hay không thì "gây lộn" dưới SA và BN nha, chị lp không có ý kiến đó) nhảy dô "cứu cấp"....
Nè, homework tiếp nha, như SA nói từ từ...
The Cookie Thief At an airport one night
With several long hours
Before her flight.
She hunted for a book
In an airport shop,
Bought a bag of cookies
And found a place to drop.
She was engrossed in her book
But happened to see,
That the man sitting beside her,
As bold as could be,
Grabbed a cookie or two
From the bag in between,
Which she tried to ignore
To avoid a scene.
So she munched the cookies
And watched the clock,
As the gutsy cookie thief
Diminished her stock.
She was getting more irritated
As the minutes ticked by,
Thinking, "If I wasn't so nice,
I would blacken his eye."
With each cookie she took,
He took one too,
When only one was left,
She wondered what he would do.
With a smile on his face,
And a nervous laugh,
He took the last cookie
And broke it in half.
He offered her half,
As he ate the other,
She snatched it from him
And thought....ooh, brother!
He offered her half,
As he ate the other,
She snatched it from him
And thought....ooh, brother!
This guy had some nerve
And he's also rude,
Why he didn't even show
Any gratitude!
She had never known
When she'd been so galled,
And sighed with relief
When her flight was called.
She gathered her belongings
And headed to the gate,
Refusing to look back
At the thieving ingrate.
She boarded the plane,
And sank in her seat,
Then she sought her book,
Which was almost complete.
As she reached in her baggage,
She gasped with surprise,
There was her bag of cookies,
In front of her eyes.
If mine are here,
She moaned in despair,
The others were his,
And he tried to share.
Too late to apologize,
She realized with grief,
That she was the rude one,
The ingrate, the thief!
How many times have we absolutely known that something was a
certain
way, only to discover later that what we believed to be
true..was
not?
"Always Keep An Open Mind And An Open Heart.
Because........You Just Never Know!
"You might be eating someone else's cookies!"
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.
Be the living _expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face,
kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile."
~Mother Teresa~