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#1 Posted : Wednesday, July 29, 2009 4:00:00 PM(UTC)
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Q: I want to leave my boyfriend but I don’t want to hurt him. How?
A: Make out with his brother. Anger will beat pain.

Q: I like a guy but he hasn’t asked me out. Should I?
A: Be brave and do it. But be brave enough to accept being just a friend too.

Q: I really like my friend’s ex-boyfriend and I think he likes me, too. Is it wrong to date him?
A: Could you deal with your friend and the ex being in the same room alone when you were in the kitchen?

Q: I still have feeling about my ex and want to get back with her. Should I?
A: Make sure she is not pregnant.

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#2 Posted : Thursday, November 26, 2009 1:12:13 PM(UTC)
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Q: I dumped a guy but I want him back. What do I do?
A: Remember you dumped this guy for a reason. Most probably you’ll break up for the same reason again.

Q: I like two guys but they are both so alike, I don’t know who to pick.
A: Take the richer one.

Q: I think my boyfriend, who I live with, and my best friend are having an affair. How do I know for sure?
A: Sit him down and say “I know”. When he says “know what”, say” (friend’s name) told me”. See what he confesses.

Q: My boyfriend of two years was cheated on twice by his exes. Now it’s hard for him to trust women. He hesitates to marry me. How can I make him trust me?
A: He was cheated on twice, that’s his fault. Show him your love and gain his trust. Still not working, maybe it’s time to move on.
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#3 Posted : Saturday, November 28, 2009 6:02:22 PM(UTC)
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Q: My boyfriend's best friend is cheating on his girlfriend and messaging my best friend on the side. Should I tell his girlfriend?
A: Are you sure you are not secretly wishing it was you he was texting?"

Q: I'm 29 and in love with a man who is 59. Is this age difference too big?
A: Unless he's Harrison Ford.

Q: I'm still in love with my ex. He is with a new one but keep texting me. What should I do?"
A: He's still with her because he doesn't feel the same way about you.
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#4 Posted : Sunday, October 9, 2011 7:09:23 PM(UTC)
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Q: I am seeing 8 women and I love them all. How can I tell them?
A: No wonder I can't get a girl, you have them all. Make a Facebook group, typing a message once is easier tham saying it 8 times.

Q: I haven't been on a date or even had a relationship in a very long time and it's not like riding a bike. What should I do to put myself out there?
A: Stop riding the bike and be the bike for a while.

Q: I like a guy at work but he is shy. I never make the first move. How do I make him ask me out?
A: Drop your panties on his desk and give him a wink.

Q: I slept with my best friend's ex. She was so upset and did not talk to me since then. what should I do?
A: Offer her to sleep with one of your exes.





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#5 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2011 8:03:01 PM(UTC)
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Q: I am 20 and still have no girlfriend. What should I do?
A: Enjoy your freedom.

Q: My sister's wedding is coming. My partner wants to impress (the guests) by running around naked when it gets dark. What should I tell him?
A: Make sure he is tan. No one wants to see a white ghost running out there.
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#8 Posted : Monday, January 28, 2013 9:41:14 PM(UTC)
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Q: My bestie is dating a real piece of shit who is a slob and a scab. Most of her close friends are going oversea (included me) and we’re worried things will get worse without us around. Help! What to do?
A: Take the slob oversea with you.


Q: My BF lost his false teeth. What should I do if he wants us kissing?
A: Lend him your grandpa’s ones.
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#6 Posted : Monday, June 24, 2013 8:17:23 PM(UTC)
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Q: My wife doesn't want to shave her underarms in winter. What should I do?
A: Shave yours in protest.
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#7 Posted : Tuesday, June 25, 2013 5:57:43 PM(UTC)
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Q:I’m in love but we are both married to other people. He feels something too. Should I stay in my marriage?
A: Would he be so exciting if you’re single? Or is it just because you and he want something you can’t have?
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